AGE: who’s counting?
EYE COLOUR: green when mad
HAIR (COLOUR AND TEXTURE): hay
Hobbies: finding myself, losing myself, Ukrainian dancing
Training: im working on it
Three words that describe you best: thing one/thing two/myopic
Three words that describe me least: accountant, quadrangle, lachrymose
Favorite thing about parkdale: the eastern Europeans
Past projects: diorama on “les phoques”
Upcoming projects: life
Biggest fear: computers
Who’s my superhero: superdupont (french superman; he fights the secret organization known as “Anti-France”)
What do you look for when making an investment?…i keep my money in a box buried in my back yard…
Most important thing in life? perspective
What would you do with a purple crayon? Break it into small pieces, melt them down and make a purple army of miniature little crayon people that would take over the crayon world.
What makes you a Ditchwitch? I’m highly excitable
How many times have you won the “Miss Toronto” beauty pageant? Once, but it was revoked due to public mischief.