Alex Baczynskyj

AGE: who’s counting?

HEIGHT: tallish

EYE COLOUR: green when mad


Hobbies: finding myself, losing myself, Ukrainian dancing

Training: im working on it

Three words that describe you best: thing one/thing two/myopic

Three words that describe me least: accountant, quadrangle, lachrymose

Favorite thing about parkdale: the eastern Europeans

Past projects: diorama on “les phoques”

Upcoming projects: life

Biggest fear: computers

Who’s my superhero: superdupont (french superman; he fights the secret organization known as “Anti-France”)

What do you look for when making an investment?…i keep my money in a box buried in my back yard…

Most important thing in life? perspective

What would you do with a purple crayon? Break it into small pieces, melt them down and make a purple army of miniature little crayon people that would take over the crayon world.

What makes you a Ditchwitch? I’m highly excitable

How many times have you won the “Miss Toronto” beauty pageant? Once, but it was revoked due to public mischief.