AGE: A lady never tells her age
HEIGHT: 6 feet (with heels)
EYE COLOUR: Caribbean ocean
HAIR (COLOUR and TEXTURE): I’m a natural dirty blonde
Hobbies: Plunging my toilet, listening to Zizek talk about toilets and ideology, and learning about Toronto’s sewage system
Training: I don’t need any
Three words that describe you best: Pulchritudinous, ravishing, resplendent
Three words that don’t describe you at all: Platypus, fungus, unibrow
Favourite thing about Parkdale: Having the opportunity to carry heavy projectors, computers, speakers, and vegetables through its charming streets…
Past projects: Staring at the mirror and practicing my runway walk on the uneven cobblestones in Warsaw, Poland.
Upcoming projects: Marrying Clive Owen
Biggest fear: Derrida
Who is your superhero? The Ditchwitches!
What do you look for when making an investment? Does the website have a picture of Clive Owen?
Most important thing in life: Kittens
What would you do with a purple crayon? Draw a purple crayon
What makes you a Ditchwitch? My ruggedness, my power, and of course, my ease of operation
How many times have you won the “Miss Toronto” beauty pageant? None yet, but I will…Very soon