Art Babayants

AGE: 34, feels like 90

HEIGHT: 172 cm (yes, I use metric!)

EYE COLOUR: Brown

HAIR (COLOUR and TEXTURE): Dark and F***ing Receding

Hobbies: Eating disorders, playing piano, blogging till 2 pm, tea-totalling, tap-dance, socializing, being on my own, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, learning French, people.

Training: I slept with Stanislavski

Three words that describe you best: pre ten der

Three words that don’t describe you at all: bo he mian

Favourite thing about Parkdale: hm… errr… I know where it is

Past projects: Being born (Tashkent, 1976), going to school(s) (All around the world, 1982-2010), doing theatre (All around the world, 1986-2010)

Upcoming projects: PhD in Drama, UofT

Biggest fear: PhD in Drama, UofT

Who is your superhero? Superhero? Not in my vocabulary.

What do you look for when making an investment? Interest, obviously

Most important thing in life: to learn what the most important thing in life is

What would you do with a purple crayon? It’s gross. You woudn’t wanna know.

What makes you a Ditchwitch? It’s gross. You wouldn’t wanna know.

How many times have you won the “Miss Toronto” beauty pageant?

Did you say ‘beauty pageant’? I think I need to take a vomit break.