Tara Gerami

AGE: 22

HEIGHT: 5’2”

EYE COLOUR: Brown. Boring.

HAIR (COLOUR and TEXTURE): Caramel curly

Hobbies: being awesome

Training: kindergarten graduate, and UofT graduate (not necessarily in that order)

Three words that describe you best: fashionable, feisty, female

Three words that don’t describe you at all: pencil, billboard, aspertame

Favourite thing about Parkdale: All the puppies and babies (not the hipsters)

Past projects: none of any significance

Upcoming projects: Mahmood (written by me) and Imbalance both produced by Pandemic Theatre

Biggest fear: sandals and socks

Who is your superhero? Anna Wintour

What do you look for when making an investment? Whether or not it’ll fit me in 10 years

Most important thing in life: just one thing? Humor.

What would you do with a purple crayon? Draw a picture of a purple crayon and bask in my cleverness.

What makes you a Ditchwitch? Well, I’m actually more of a ditchbitch, so I’m not quite sure.

How many times have you won the “Miss Toronto” beauty pageant? Every year, depending on their “ethnic policy”.