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Shareholders’ Corner

We are able to offer the unprecedented guarantee of no financial return, positive or negative, on your investment.  We also offer a no dividend and no tax credit guarantee for our kindest investors.

Portfolio Packages (donation levels):
Judges Circle – $500
Suitors – $20
Peeping Toms – a certificate recognizing this status will be provided via e-mail to those whom donate wine or other spirits, those who donate will also have the option of a complimentary wet-lick massage

Donations will be accepted at the door.

We are in the process of establishing a paypal account through which people can offer continued support should they so choose